"Tagged" by Manish, here's my list of 20 :
1) Punjabi aunties (all of them on the other side of 100 kg) who say, "Hai, kinna patla hain ve mundiya tu !! Kaka, sehat bana hun kuch khaya peeya kar"
2) "Oh, you are in US, my uncle's friend's neighbour's son is also there (only 2000 miles from your place). This is his number. Since you are new there na beta, I have told him to take care of you. Do give him a call."
3) Indian/American Idol and all such crap.
4) Advertisements at channels here.
5) "Kya hua ? kuch le kyun nahi rahe ? ek aur roti lo, bahut achchi bani hai. sharmao mat apna hi ghar samjhoo (aur pet kiska samjhaun). "
6) People smoking in trains/buses/public places/homes/anywhere.
7) Indiatimes/TOI
8) Any Tom, Dick or Harry saying "Gandhi/Bose/Nehru/../.. was an idiot, #@*&^"
9) Infra-structure/cleanliness/corruption in India, the "chalta hai" attitude and its mute/helpless/hapless/coward witnesses like me.
10) Chauvinism
11) Unavailability of Bollywood movies where I live :((
12) Rather frequent injuries of Sachin.
13) Hours I spend (read waste) on the new age idiot box (read computer).
14) People with bad breath/body odor.
15) Mobile ringing,people talking/moving in front of screen during a movie in a theater.
16) "I'm on the way, reaching in 15 minutes." "Sirf 1 ganta toh late hoon, itna toh chalta hai yaar"
17) "what else", "aur bata", "u say".....
18) Did practically nothing this week. Meeting with advisor tomorrow. What the hell, lets finish this blog/movie/novel
No clean clothes to wear. No detergent. No enthu to do laundry.
No firewire on my computer and no USB movie transfer from my camcorder. Not buying a firewire and living with the misery for 2 years now.
Yes, the most feared word in the dictionary "PROCRASTINATION"
19) Number of comments on my blog (I guess this is a very common one)
20) --NAFTP-- Not appropriate for this place.
So, how many do you share with me ?
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7 comments:
hey,
1. doesnt happen wid punjabi anunties only...all aunties do that!! not only aunities but my maid also says that to me!!! these ppl don't understand wat being fit means!!! acc to them only 'round' is d right shape:)
2.ummnn..cant comment..but have seen it happen
3.indian idol this time is major crap...have stopped watchin it!!!
4.advertisements are crap everywhere!!!..i hate this one !!!
5.oohhhhhh!!! i hate get soooo irrrritated wen some1 says tht!!!! wat the hell do u wnat me to do??? eat five roti's and be fat!!!!
6.yup...why are u killin us??????
7.hmmnnn..don't read indiatimes...but can't do wid my mornin newspaper!!!..tho i agree TOI sucks...also 'pune' times...but well, i don't feel gud w/o readin d newspaper!!!
8.ahhhha....so ur like me on this thing:)) i actually had a major fight wid 6 guys coz they said "fucking gandhi's"....man was i not angry!!!....mwaahha for this one to u:))
9.hmnnn...wat can i say??? i am tired of tellin my frnds...so well...
10.ahhha....that was sooo good to read...thank god!! not all of u think that men are god's gift!!!....
11.no complaints:))
12...hmmnn...no cmmnts..not much of a cricket buff
13.agree...
14.oh, i soo agree
15.yup, i go very mad wen someone does tht!!!!
16.i hate it wen ppl come late!!!...don't they underatnd d menain of being 'punctual'????i just hate to wait!!! now, i call ppl half an hour before:))
17.ohh god!!!....that was soo accurate!!!....if you don't have anything to say then keep the phone or then say bye!!!...am i a news channel or something??? some ppl are sooooo irrritating!!!! if you want to hear gossip then just say so!!! i usuallly hang d phone after tht sentence!!
18.hmnnn....i am one of those unfortunate ones...who are strugglin to overcome tht dreaded thing:(
19. yup, i agree...but then as u say very common
20.hmnnn...i can only make guesses:)
there! i share many of those...looks like i have too many pet-peeves:))
have a wonderful valentine's day:)
Punjabi's aunties also have a very habbit of asking "when are you getting married?"
And after that all they shall talk will be about the dresses they will purchase for the occassion, the jewellery they will purchase , and blah blah...
Mobiles are becoming a pain arent they?? :-P And the caller tunes too... They are so loud and irritating that sometimes you dont even feel like calling to the person.. Ouch
@Yashita
I think everyone has hazaar of them. A person without pet peeves will have nothing to talk to, how boring ?
@Manish
When are you getting married ? :P
So, you see "Punjabi Aunties" haven't copyrighted this one. One can hear it anywhere and everwhere.
interesting, though ill hve to get back to you with my "pet peeves" lol
hope ur well :D
Dhall ji,
Good one; esp the second one. Very funny. And Punjabi aunties seems to be interesting.
Btw, when r u coming to the Bay area? Keralite delicacies r wating you.
and here r some of my Shanghai pics, Uploaded it few days ago.
www.reemshaijah.com/gallery/
Keep posting
Reem
hey!
Belated Happy Birthday!! kaise manaya? :P
I remember on my last b'day I watched Black Friday & Mr and Mrs Iyer the entire night.. he he ..
@pav
Which one was "interesting" ? will wait for reply..
@reem
shanghai pics are great... and dont worry, keralite delicacies wont be waiting for long :P
@anu
thanks.. birthday ka din toh muggai main nikal gaya.. but the night was good :)
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